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Yoshi Interviews Luigi

Yoshi: Hello, and welcome to the Buizel Interview Show! Yoday, we have Luigi here, give him a round of applause!
Audience: *claps, a couple boos*
Luigi: Hi, everybody!
Yoshi: Ok, let's start our interview! What is your favorite color?
Luigi: Green, isn't it obvious?
Yoshi, Oh, I forgot about that. What's your favorite food?
Luigi: Green beans, broccoli, spinach, and anything else that's green!
Yoshi: I notice a similarity there. What's your favorite holiday?
Luigi: St. Patrck's Day!
Yoshi: Ok, this is weird... Are you obsessed with green?
Luigi: No, my favorite color is pink!
Yoshi: WHAT? Why did you say it was green?
Luigi: We're green buddies! *hugs*
Yoshi: can't... breathe... much... longer... SECURITY!
Nidoking: *places a large metal object in between Yoshi and Luigi. both fly back and hit the wall*
Yoshi: Ok, now that that's over, let's ask one more question. Do you like Mario?
Luigi: I hate Mario! He's always hogging my spotlight! He gets a million games and I get one! And that one game puts me in a haunted mansion! Talk about the stupid...
Yoshi: I think I'll end your answer to save a day or two. Anybody in the audience have questions?
Meanwhile, an impostor takes Luigi's place...
Rhydon: I do! What is your favorite animal?
Impostor Luigi: Pretty pretty ponies!
Waddle Doo: What is your favorite color?
Yoshi: I already asked...
Impostor Luigi: Rainbows, they're so pretty!
Seriously Dumb Goomba: Who are you?
Impostor Luigi: I am... *disguise falls off*
Audience: *gasps*
Yoshi: Barbie! I should of known it was you, trying to infect the world with your girliness!
Barbie: *in police car*And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling dinosaur!
Yoshi: Hey, it's what I do.
Luigi: *walks in*
Yoshi: Thanks, Luigi! You helped us catch a criminal! And that concludes the Buizel interview show!

Yoshi Interviews Combee

Yoshi: Welcome to the Buizel interview show! Today we will be interviewing Combee! Say hi, Combee!
Combee: Combee!
Yoshi: This might get tricky to understand. Any translators around here?
Combee: No need. I just thought you didn’t speak English.
Yoshi: ROTFL! When did you learn to speak English?
Combee: Vespiquen taught me because I was a hard worker… Oh wait I forgot! I have to serve Vespiquen! I can’t do this interview!
Yoshi: Shut up. You signed a contract, and we have a full audience here.
Combee: Don’t look at me when Vespiquen gets really angry!
Yoshi: I think she’ll understand. So, what’s your favorite color?
Combee: Whatever Vespiquen’s favorite color is.
Yoshi: What’s your favorite activity?
Combee: Serving Vespiquen! Yoshi: Who’s your best friend?
Combee: Vespiquen!
Yoshi: WILL YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT VESPIQUEN ALREADY??
Combee: Nope. Vespiquen’s orders say she always has to be somewhere in my mind.
Yoshi: *thinks* Well, I just got a message from Vespiquen saying that you’re free after this interview.
Combee: Yay! To tell you the truth, I always hated Vespiquen.
Yoshi: Good. Now, what are your real answers to my questions?
Combee: My favorite color is ultraviolet. My favorite activity is playing hide-the-honey. And my best friend is you!
Yoshi: Good. Time for audience questions!
Kirlia: What gender are you?
Combee: I’m female.
Blinky: Then will you evolve?
Combee: NO! I never want to boss other Combees around.
Vespiquen: Can I kill Yoshi now because he told you that you were free?
Combee: (quickly) Well, that’s the Buizel Interview Show! I hope you enjoyed it! *flies away*
Yoshi: Hey that’s my l-
Vespiquen: How dare you set one of my Combees free! Prepare for the wrath of a thousand stingers!
Yoshi: SECURITY!!
Nidoking: Sorry. Too afraid of big bee.
Yoshi: YOW! YOUCH!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

Buizel interviews Mr. Game and Watch

Buizel: Welcome to the Buizel Interview…
Nidoking: Hey! I thought Yoshi did interviews.
Buizel: Due to all the bee stings from the last interview, Yoshi is still recovering and will not be here for this interview. And I’m the webmaster, too, so I control things around here.
Nidoking: Ok.
Buizel: Now where’s the guest? I can’t see him.
Nidoking: I can.
Buizel: Where? Our guest is this black line?
Nidoking: Come over to where I am.
Buizel: Ok. Well, hello there Mr. Game and Watch!
Game and Watch: Bleep blip boop.
Buizel: Oops, better go get the translator. Ok, now you can talk!
Game and Watch: Hi there!
Buizel: Hi! I’ve already seen that you are our first two-dimensional guest. How do you like being two dimensional?
Game and Watch: It’s great! I can slide through doors and become invisible just by turning 90 degrees, making me the ultimate spy! I’m way better than you threedees.
Buizel: Whatever. What do you think about today’s video game heroes?
Game and Watch: They annoy me! Especially that Mario one. I’ve stopped lions from escaping, saved people from falls, and rescued people from fires, and he did what, save a princess? That’s it? If it weren’t for me, he wouldn’t be here!
Mario: Hey, I heard that! It’s on now!
Game and Watch: I can take you on any day, threedee!
Mario: I guess I’ll even the playing field then. *jumps into a printer and becomes Paper Mario*
Game and Watch: Hah! You think that will stop me! *hits Paper Mario with torch*
Buizel: This is good! I’ll go get the popcorn!
Paper Mario: *turns into a paper airplane and flies in to hit Game and Watch*
Buizel: Okay, I think I should stop this now. SECURITY!
Nidoking: *drops cage on Paper Mario*
Paper Mario: Why me?
Buizel: Because I have to interview Game and Watch. So, what’s your favorite color?
Game and Watch: I don’t need color. Black and white is fine for me.
Buizel: One more before guest questions: What advice would you give to incoming video game heroes?
Game and Watch: Focus on the gameplay rather than graphics, don’t be afraid to go 2D, and don’t be an Italian plumber dressed in red.
Paper Mario: That’s it! *turns sideways and walks out of the cage*
Buizel: Oh no you don’t! SECURITY!
Nidoking: *drops soundproof glass dome on Paper Mario*
Paper Mario: %#@@*%!
Buizel: Good thing it’s soundproof. I like doing this! Can I borrow you for annoying spammers?
Nidoking: No. I’m under contract.
Buizel: Oh well. Time for audience questions!
Kirby: How am I doing in my games?
Game and Watch: Good! Just expand your range of activities and add a Game and Watch copy power, and you’ll be perfect!
Green Elebit: Why are you 2D and all black?
Game and Watch: I got ran over by a steamroller with black paint on it when I was young. Never recovered since.
Sonic: What do you think about my game?
Game and Watch: Yours is by Sega, so it is automatically bad.
Sonic: Oh great, he’s still in the Nintendo vs. Sega age. Well, I gotta teach him a lesson then. *breaks Paper Mario’s glass dome, and resumes the fight*
Buizel: I give up… Well, that’s the Buizel interview show, goodbye! *quicky shoves Paper Mario, Sonic, and Game and Watch outside*