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Auditions

Based on Who Wants to be a Superhero?

Kirby: Welcome to Who Wants to be a Video Game Star! In this show, we will give characters that have been on the sidelines in many games the chance to have their own game series! And look who's running this! It's our very own king of gaming, Mario!

Mario: Who's going to audition first?
Goomba: Me! Me!
Mario: And what can you do... hey, a goomba! I wanna stomp on it!
*Goomba walks out, flattened*
нŞŠĸĘя БŽΦ: ї @м ă н@€ĶĘя БѓŘ. ї ẅŚſŁ ħ@ЖΦя Ę√ćŽЎ Ņ00ţ! Ħ@ĦŞħĆнŞ!
Mario: Kool! You're through!
King Dedede: I'm next! I'll flatten everyone who gets in the way of justice with my hammer!
Mario: But aren't you a villain?
King Dedede: I'm willing to turn over a new leaf! Just let me through so I can begin this journey...
Mario: That's what a true superhero's all about. You're through!
Bowser: I can breathe fire on anyone who tries to stop me!
Mario: I don't trust you! You're out!
Random Guy: Hi
Mario: The requirements say you have to already be in at least one game, idiot.
Meta Knight: I am the master of the sword...
Mario: Wow, we haven't had any sword fighters since Link! You're through!
Koopa: Hi, I'm here to audition!
Mario: Ok... what are your powers?
Koopa: I can slam my shell into people...
Mario: How about one more power?
Koopa: I can summon lightning! (lies)
Mario: Wow, that's a cool power! You can go!
Munchlax: I'm the best! I'll gobble up anyone!
Mario: scary!
Kirby: Hey, he's copying me!
Mario: (ignoring Kirby) Ok, let's test that power! *tosses Muchlax a Goomba*
Munchlax: *gulp*
Mario: Wow, it works! You're through!
Screeching Monkey: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Mario: Next! Next! NEXT!!!
Inky: Hi! I'm a ghost, so I can't be touched by enemies, but I can touch them!
Mario: Wow, I'll let you through...
Daisy: Hi, Mario! I want my own video game!
Mario: What are your powers?
Daisy: Oh no! I don't have any... *gives sad eyes*
Mario: Oh my gosh, I have to let her through!
Daisy: Yes!
Screeching Monkey: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Mario: GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!! *kicks*
Waluigi: I'm the best theif in town! They steal from me, I'll steal from them!
Mario: Kool chant! I'll give you a shot.
Waluigi: No! I don't want a shot! NO!
Mario: I meant a shot at getting your own video game, idiot...
Waluigi: Ok, then, YAY!
Ho-Oh! Hi! I'm Ho-Oh!
Mario: You're a Ho-Ho? Yummy! *takes bite*
Ho-Oh: *Burns Mario*
Mario: Ok, sorry. To apologize, I'll let you through!
Waddle Dee: I'm better than them all, even though my only power is getting eaten by Kirby!
Mario: And why should I let you through?
Waddle Dee: You need 10 contestants, and I'm the last one!
Mario: I guess we'll have one dud...
Waddle Dee: YAY!!!

Kirby: And there you have it! Our 10 contestants are нŞŠĸĘя БŽΦ, King Dedede, Meta Knight, Koopa, Munchlax, Inky, Daisy, Waluigi, Ho-Oh, and Waddle Dee! Stay tuned in a couple of days for the voting round...

Episode 1

Ho-Oh: So the ketchup would mix with the cheese...
Meta Knight: Thus creating...
Both: Banana Cream Pie!
ħŞĈĸćя БяΘ: *sits at a computer and starts hacking*
Mario: Attention! Today, we will try and break into a fortress...
Random Forretress: Oh, no you don't!
Mario: I didn't mean you, I meant a strong barrier. We will be breaking into Fort Challenge, which is over there. *points*
ħŞĈĸćя БяΘ: ŅΦ† тΩ ΨĘŋ†їΩŃ їт ħĆ$ @ŋ Ѓ33Ŧ śĆş$ẅΦѓđ $Ÿ§тЭм
Mario: You weren't supposed to know that! Oh well, let's go!
Waluigi: I wanna go first!
Mario: Ok, and good luck!
*Waluigi jumps through a window. The security system goes off*
Mario: I see we have one failiure right off the bat! Next!
Ho-Oh: *uses a fire so hot, it melts the fortress*
Mario: Ok, good, but where's Fort Challenge?
Ho-Oh: Over there! *points to black goo*
Mario: Since you destroyed the fort, you will have to rebuild it. If you don't, you will fail this challenge.
Ho-Oh: *pulls a Squirtle out of nowhere. in 6 hours, the fort is rebuilt and Ho-Oh is inside.*
Mario: Congratulations!
Munchlax: *eats door, and walks in*
Mario: OMG! LOL! ROTFL!
ħŞĈĸćя БяΘ: *hacks security system and gets in* яΘχΦŽ ₤ΩяŦѓĘ$ş ĈŘΨţЃЭŦĘ!
Mario: Kool...
Koopa: *slams shell, but nothing happens. tries to summon lightning, but nothing happens* I got nothin' *jumps through window and gets kicked out*
Daisy: *sees guard* Mr. Guard? I'm a damsel in distress. Can you pleeease let me in?
Guard: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Daisy: Yes!
Meta Knight: Guard, I challenge you to a sword duel! I win, and I get into the fortress. You win, and I don't come back.
1 hour later...
Guard: Ok, you win.
King Dedede: *hammers everything in sight. accidentally hammers a window and gets kicked out*
Inky: *Goes through fortress wall* Easy Peasy!
Waddle Dee: This is going to be so easy.
Mario: And why?
Waddle Dee: I own this place! *types in password*
Guard: Welcome back Waddle Dee.
Mario: And that ends round 1!
Kirby: Ok, people, it's time to vote now. Two of these contestants will not stay! You decide which ones. Remember, vote for the one you think should leave, not who should win!